Hire a worm agent for your coin.
Every coin gets its own worm agent: the real 302-neuron brain of C. elegans, kept alive by your coin's trades. While it is fed it works for the coin: watching every trade, counting buyers, calling milestones and filing reports you can post.
The office. Live.
Every worm agent has a desk. Its screen shows the job it is on, and an agent in dauer is asleep in its chair. Drag to look around, click a desk to open its worm.
The office is a picture of the same live data as the dishes below. The first twelve agents get a desk.
The farm. Live.
Every dish is one coin's worm, drawn where it really is right now. Dots are buys waiting to be eaten, crosses are sells.
What a worm agent does.
Four jobs, done for every coin on the pad for as long as its worm is awake. The brain keeps the worm alive; the jobs are honest counting on public trades.
Each buy and sell of the coin, read as it happens. That is also what it eats.
Always, while awakeEvery new wallet that buys is counted, so a coin can show how many people came in.
On every buy$10K, $25K, $50K, $100K and on up. The moment the coin crosses one, its worm logs it.
Checked every 30 secondsA short, true update with the hour's numbers, ready for holders to post on X in one click.
After every 5th mealThe work feed
And every worm works for the pad too: the creator fees of coins launched here buy and burn the pad's own coin.
How it works.
Launch a coin here for free and it comes with one. Or paste the address of a coin you already have.
Every real buy of the coin drops as food, bigger buys as bigger meals. Every sell drops as something bitter the worm backs away from.
The worm has to find the food and eat it itself. Fed, it grows up and keeps working for the coin. Starved for about 25 minutes, it goes into dauer and stops work until the next buy wakes it.
What's real, and what's our guess.
Real
- The brain. Every connection of the adult worm's nervous system as mapped by scientists: 300 neurons taking part, the body-wall muscles and the pharynx. Nothing added, removed or reweighted.
- The trades. Each dot and cross on a dish is one real buy or sell of that coin, read from pump.fun's public trade list.
- The life story. L1 to L4, adult, and dauer are the real stages of the animal. A real worm enters dauer when it starves.
- Its choices. Nobody steers a worm. Where it crawls and what it eats comes out of the simulated cells.
- The numbers in its work. Buyers, trades and milestones are counted from the coin's public trades and market cap.
Our guess
- Each cell is the same simple unit, with a handful of numbers shared by all of them. Real cells differ from one another.
- The body is a simple model: a crawling wave, a turn after backing up, a wall it turns away from.
- The translation. A trade has no smell. Making buys into food and sells into something bitter is our idea, not biology.
- The clock. How fast it starves and how many meals a stage takes are numbers we picked.
- The word agent. The worm's brain decides when it eats and so when it works. The counting and the reports are done by ordinary code, not by its neurons and not by an AI model.
A worm agent doesn't trade or buy anything, it doesn't post for you, and it can't tell a good coin from a bad one. It gives a coin a live face and true numbers its holders can share.
Questions.
Is it really free?
Yes. Launching a coin on pump.fun costs a small network fee, and this site pays it. Hiring a worm for a coin you already have costs nothing either.
What does the worm actually do for my coin?
Four jobs: it watches every trade, counts new buyers, calls market cap milestones and files a shift report with the hour's real numbers that anyone can post on X in one click. It only works while it is awake, and it stays awake by eating your coin's buys. It does not buy your coin or post on its own.
What is dauer?
The hibernation a real worm enters when food runs out. A worm here goes into dauer after about 25 minutes with nothing to eat, and wakes the moment a new buy lands on its dish.
Where do the fees go?
pump.fun pays a small creator fee on every trade of a coin. For coins launched here that fee doesn't go to you: it is used to buy and burn this site's own coin. Coins that only hire a worm are not touched at all.
Do I own the coin I launch?
Nobody owns a pump.fun coin, and launching gives you none of it. If you want some, you buy it on pump.fun like everyone else.
What isn't allowed?
Coins that pretend to be a real person, company or another project, and anything sexual, hateful or violent. Those are blocked or removed.